Your dick isn’t just a dick. It’s your Pride.
You aren’t incapable.
...or even deformed
You’re just scarred - with a scarred dick to match.
Whether you’re saying hello to a pretty lady, spending time with your guys, networking on the job, the secret to self confidence?
Dude, it’s your dick.
Sure, you’ve managed to get your mingle on,
You’ve had (mostly) successful romantic encounters
And maybe even knocked it out of the park a time or two.
But there's one little problem:
You’ve got insecurity riding around in your pants cause
Your power wand isn’t confident.
Confidence you’ve worked seriously hard to attain.
Confidence that doesn’t just define your dating life,
But who you are.
And while being scarred up isn’t the worst thing ever,
It doesn’t reflect you,
The man that you are.
Introducing frankenpenis to fucking awesome: A self care online DIY course for dudes who have scars on one of their most prized possessions. Scars that resulted from a sports (or cup injury) or climbing trees as a kid, combat, sexual unhealing, motorcycle or car accident or even circumcision, these can be massively reduced.
This doesn’t make your peen just look better, it performs better. And that makes you FEEL (as in receive sensation) better. You feel me now?
This is about your confidence.
Confidence that you can deliver, confidence that you can exceed past performances, confidence that when it's go time, you have what it takes to bring the party.
Isn’t your snazzy car (you’re compensating.) Isn’t an overpowering attitude. Isn’t money, fame, fortune.
It’s in your pants.
This is where I can help.
I wrote a course about healing scars after years and years of helping folks recover from surgery, and one day a light bulb when off. What happens when a man who had been embarrassed about a dick that doesn’t perform well gets the simple as fuck training to heal his own scars?
So if you:
- hook to the left
- hook to the right,
- have a tight hood that restricts your blood flow
- scars that cause tears with friction,
- a penis that needs days to recover from sex,
- a scar bridge,
- a tight band mid shaft that constricts,
- urethral stricture,
- a dribble thats hard to control,
- have lost part of your dick to combat or trauma,
- have ever said the words “I have a franken penis”
this course is for you.
Look, I don’t know you, I don’t know what’s south of the belt, but I know when I’m in the presence of a confidant dude. I can FEEL it. And I bet I’m not the only one.
I want for you:
- No wet spots on the front of your pants
- No more standing at an odd angle to pee so you don’t miss,
- Decreased sexual injuries (with those awful and painful healing times)
- No hesitation initiating romance
- A strong erection that doesn't take a pill
- Or even worse stop being a complete arrogant prick because you feel inadequate.
Nodding your head? How about some::
- Peen pride
- A body you feel comfortable with
- Self Esteem
- A quiet sense of self that silently brags of assurance for days.
That's what living comfortably with yourself looks like.
Bottom Line: I’ll teach you how to heal your scars with some low tech supplies and techniques that anybody can master. And then you can get on with your bad ass epically cool life.
Wait, you don’t have one yet?
Dude, It’s your Dick.
Table of Contents
How YOU Can Make It BetterThis is a DIY course.
Why You Might Have ScarsThe short answer is usually Trauma. Next answer is infection.
What That Would Look Like*Dick pics, can you relate?
What That Would Feel (Or NOT Feel) LikeDecreased sensitivity, pain, and possibly difficulty maintaining an erection.
Document Your ProgressStop right now and take a dic pic. I'm for serious.
Tools You Need/ Supply listYou probably have most of this stuff at home. Seriously.
Skills You NeedMassage, heat, oils, dry brushing, enthusiasm!
Putting It All TogetherSkills + Supplies + Action = Glorious Peen Healing
How Long Will This TakeYou've heard that story about Rome, yes?
News You Can UseResources and info for going forward.
Let's Stay Together.Got some questions for me? Need support from a community? Great. I've got a plan.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Is this for serious?
- What kinds of "conditions" can be improved by therapy?
Any condition that is a result from scarring, either internal or externally. And what I'm learning here is that many people don't know if chronic conditions are a result of their scars, or that they even recognize what a scar looks like when it's on a penis. And because I'm not a doctor and I don't want to get tagged for practicing medicine without a license, I'm not going to say specific conditions, but I can say that if there are ways that your penis isn't functioning the way you'd like due to trauma or past infections, as a massage therapist and someone who knows the physiology of the body and ho scars reduce I can absolutely tell you how to help heal.
- What can I expect to achieve from therapy?
My primary goal for this DIY course is to reduce pain, improve function, and to put healing tools into YOUR hands so that there is a sense of "I got this" and how about some more insight on how your own body works?
- Will my information/enrollment be private?
Short answer: YUP. Longer answer: I'm not adding you to any mailing list, there are spots to comment under the lessons if you want to ask me something and other course attendees might see that, and we have a SECRET group on FaceBook that you can join if you'd like. It's all up to you to on how you'd like to participate. PS I'm not taking any one on one communication, not soliciting private dic pics cause 1) I don't need a bunch of dic pics blowing up my phone and 2) there is always somebody who ruins it for everybody. Don't be "that guy."
- How long will it take to get results?
It pretty much starts with the first session, and by that I mean things start to change. After that its pretty much up to you, your goals, and how you integrate this into a five or ten minute daily self care habit.
- Can i expect full restoration of my foreskin?
You know, on that one I don't know. I've curated what I perceive to be all the legit foreskin restoration sites and resources, so on this one we will learn together.
Hi, thats me, Rowan.
I'm going to do my best to help you heal yourself. Please join me if you are ready to undo scars, release adhesions and inhibitions, and have a commitment to your own sexual health.
I'm game if you are.
Questions about this course? Contact the creator.Rowan TwoSisters